Joke

Someone sent this to me and as I am not feeling good this is my plog for tonight.

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this Security crap, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card. None the less, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.